Dropped Laptops Saturday, Apr 5 2008

Here’s one for the CITCC Record Book: A customer called in awhile back to tell me he dropped his laptop, but the good news, according to the customer, was that it only fell two feet before it hit the floor. Now if he could just get all of the buttons back on the keyboard in the right places. No matter, the hard drive was destroyed. “But I only dropped it two feet”.

I was barely able to refrain from asking how high it came up on the second bounce.

Another classic moment was the caller who informed me that he fell down the stairs with his laptop. After thumping down the steps it came to rest on the landing. Needless to say this happens and just as needless to say is the fact that it’s a total loss when it does.

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Training Derailed Saturday, Apr 5 2008

Training in a call center is never what it needs to be, but always seems to be “on the agenda for the near future”. Call centers make their money by having as many agents on the phones as much of the time as possible. Providing agents with adequate training means taking agents off the phones and putting them in a training room, which nobody in management wants. Much of the chaos in a call center stems from this lack of training or training done in a haphazard manner.

I once took a tech support job with a major IT firm assuming it would be operated as a well oiled machine, but found that it was more of the upheaval that I quit my previous job to escape. The employees were trained by different people in waves, so each training class got slightly different training. A few months later the project changed, requiring another round of “training” to use the term loosely, and my new trainer said that my previous trainer had definitely been wrong on many points. This creates a phenomenon I like to call the “ask three people, get four answers“ phenomenon. It’s hard to tell a coworker he is doing something wrong when he insists that’s what the trainer said to do.

An IT trainer once told a training class that I was in that he was going to teach us 1% of what we needed to know in order to do the job, and that the rest would come from doing it. Trial-and-error learning is always fun when your doing helpdesk work.

The moral to the story is when you call tech support and the agent sounds unsure,  don’t take it out on the agent, he’s just trying to figure out which non functioning cubicle he will work at today and what his schedule is for the week since it has changed twice already and his manager resigned without notice ten minutes earlier

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Modem Operandi Saturday, Apr 5 2008

I’ve gotten more than one call from DSL customers who tell me “I don’t have a modem, I have DSL”, or in response to me asking what kind of modem they have , “The DSL kind, you know, the one with all the lights on it.”

Wikipedia defines a modem as:

Modem (from modulator-demodulator) is a device that modulates an analog carrier signal to encode digital information, and also demodulates such a carrier signal to decode the transmitted information. The goal is to produce a signal that can be transmitted easily and decoded to reproduce the original digital data. Modems can be used over any means of transmitting analog signals, from driven diodes to radio.

In other words, it’s the DSL box and without it a DSL subscriber isn’t going anywhere online.  Customer’s  have discovered that the modem works better when plugged in. When I was fairly new to tech support I got a call from a man who had spent all day trying to set up his DSL.  We went through some troubleshooting steps when finally I asked:

“Are we sure the yellow cord is connected to the computer?”

“Yes.”

“And of course the black electric power cord is plugged in?”

At this point he got very quiet and suddenly let loose a series of words and phrases I will not post here as he discovered the unplugged power cord.  He thanked me and hung up.

When configuring a modem we had the customers log in to the modem using the word “admin”.  It is truly amazing how many ways a person can misspell the word “admin”.  They try to spell it amen, adam, adman, amman, ammen, admen and so on.  When the customer is “not as am as I think he/she drunk” it only adds to the fun.

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What’s XP? Friday, Apr 4 2008

Every now and then I get a call that is one for the record books. I don’t expect everybody to be experts on the use of their computer, that’s why I have a job after all. I do however expect you to be able to answer

“Ok, ma’am what operating system do you have ?”

“I don’t know”

“Is it XP?”

“What’s XP”

“That’s an operating system”

“You mean on the computer?”

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